I woke up this morning, confidence brimming
At this point breakfast would be too filling
First thing, smile in the mirror because I could
Because someone with confidence would
Something about today, I thought I could
No scratch that, I KNEW I could.
This line of thinking might be dangerous
But I wouldn’t do anything outrageous
I greeted my neighbor because I could
Because they’re my neighbor and I should
Seriously, what did I eat yesterday
Feeling like this, I’d eat it ever day
Actually, let’s try every other day
Horses are fine just eating hay
Anywho, I crushed my interview because I could
It was like a master carpenter laying down wood
Stay with me, you know what I meant
Clearly, I’m pure and heaven sent
Yes, I know, but this isn’t dangerous
As if I would bring too much risk to us
I flirted with that lovely lady because I could
And if I had to do it over, yes I would
She said something about somebody
They might as well be another nobody
Plus, we’re just two souls wanting a little fun
It’s not as if I asked her to bare me a son
Would you pipe down, the world is mine
I mean obviously this was all a sign
So back to me and my new friend
She’d have just left if she wanted it to end
So I had dinner at her place because I could
Not saying because you could, you should
We were talking about something
Eh, no worries the bell will ring
If you’re wondering what’s next? I could
Yes, all because I could.
